Funny Response to How Are You: Shaking Up the Social Script

It’s a common question that we get asked every day: “How are you?” And more often than not, we find ourselves giving the same old responses of “good” or “fine.” But what if we shook things up a bit and gave some funny responses instead?

Here are a few options to try out if you want to be a little silly and get off autopilot:

1. “So, how are you?” “Better inside than outside.” This response is perfect for those days when you feel great on the inside but look a little tired or down on the outside.

2. “So, how are you?” “I still haven’t figured that out.” This one is great for those days when you’re not quite sure how you feel.

3. “So, how are you?” “Amazing!” This response is perfect for those who want to break the social script and get people excited for them.

4. “So, how are you?” “I’m [insert age], but I feel [insert different age].” This response can be tailored to fit your age and how you’re feeling that day. It’s a great way to mix things up and get people laughing.

The key takeaway here is to avoid answering on autopilot. Break the script and get creative with your responses. And don’t forget to mix it up with a different question to ask back instead of “How are you?”

If you’re interested in more tips like this, check out Vanessa Van Edwards’ book, Captivate. It’s full of advice on how to break out of social autopilot and build genuine connections with others.